(Source: dopeybeauty)

when I hold doors for people
  • Kids: ...
  • Teenagers: Thanks.
  • Adults: Thank you.
  • Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

(Source: sandandglass)

drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

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(Source: communistbakery)

spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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(Source: the-official-princess-club)


biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad


(Source: whyarethe-robots-so-sad)


kantamizuno:

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY