guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch)


poppunkliving:

jedavu:

Movie Stars Revisit Their Famous Role

This is amazing


(Source: dopeybeauty)

when I hold doors for people
  • Kids: ...
  • Teenagers: Thanks.
  • Adults: Thank you.
  • Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

(Source: sandandglass)

drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

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(Source: communistbakery)

spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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